February 2011
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September 2009
10 posts
File under hilarious: http://bit.ly/X0k0v
Anyone want to work out? http://bit.ly/jpxiA
Jack Blacks metal character facial expressions reminded me of @mikebyrd
You Know What I Hate? Kayne West. What a douche.
YKWIH? Jim Cantiello. Somebody put this nuisance in the dark and off the camera. #mtvvma
The VMA audience does not seem to be enjoying Russell Brands humor nearly as much as I am. #vma
Lady Gaga looks like the heat meiser and the dark pope.
You Know What I Hate? Shit like this: http://bit.ly/wyJhS What the fuck is wrong with the music industry?
Nobody goes full retard: http://bit.ly/13HW4v
YKWIH? Shitty drivers. I must gave missed the drive extra shitty in boulder memo for today.
August 2009
29 posts
Saw Halloween2 and District9 this weekend. Peter Jackson creeped me out more than Rob Zombie. I really did not see that coming.
This cast would have made G.I. Joe worth seeing. Excellent casting for Duke: http://bit.ly/xPTLR
You Know What I Hate? Disney to Acquire Marvel: http://bit.ly/DL6Tm. What an utter dog shit idea this is.
You Know What I Hate? Fuggin CU students back in town for a week and they bring their damn swine flu germs with them: http://bit.ly/gfz0g
You Know What I Hate? Zombies. Buncha undead basterds. Listening to World War Z for education.
I think A1 collaborated with Soulja boy on this one: http://bit.ly/XLFB4 Put sauce on it!
You Know What I Hate? Worked 11+ hours Monday to have a site ready for the Today Show today & then Ted Kennedy dies & steals the show. Jerk
The Today Show is now following me. Not the response I expected from that last tweet, but I’ll take it. Plenty more where that came from.
NYTimes says twitter for adults http://bit.ly/82ISt. I say twitter is a podium for me to stand on & expound the multitude of Things I Hate
YKWIH? Almost enjoying Metallica, but it being ruined by Lars Ulrich. I’d like to punch that little bastard directly in the throat.
You Know What I Hate? When a steak & cheese is more like a lettuce & cheese and the steak is shoved to 1 side of the roll. Busch League.
Stress + Redbull = My black heart of hate may burst out of my chest in an explosion of terrible glory.
YKWIH? Street performers. If its ok for the shitty street musician to stand outside & play, its ok for me to tell him to knock that shit off
You Know What I Hate? People wearing pentagrams making my lunch. I hope they’ve washed up after the last cross burning and sacrifice.
You Know What I Hate? IE6. Browsing with IE6 is like having a retarded maid clean your house.
You Know What I Hate? Chomp Chomp Photoshop eat memory. Rainbow wheel spin. Make with the slowness.
What would be funnier is the reactions of the other drivers this guy is iShooting: http://bit.ly/3XmBpg
This is good: http://bit.ly/DuEsP
#winMBP @taptaptap is giving away a $5999 ColorWare STEALTH MacBook Pro to celebrate launching Convert for iPhone! http://taptaptap.com/+Mth
Cleaning up outsourced slop code. They’ve repeatedly used this: <div class=”cnt”> Perhaps they missed the comical linguistic similarity?
You know what I hate? United Airlines. Lousy bastards delayed my flight into and now out of Boston. Remind me why we pay so much for airfare
Fuck United Airlines.
You know what I hate? This airplane smells like the bathroom of a retirement community and the woman sitting next to me is a cave troll.
YKWIH? Whoever designed the workstations at DIA. Real brainiac. None of the power outlets work and the ethernet cable is female.
YKWIH? When at Jamba Juice and asking for real milk, not that soy milk bullshit I am looked at like a phallus growing from my forehead.
You Know What I Hate? Quiznos torpedos. 1 slice of meat, barely any cheese & a shit ton of lettuce on a thin excuse for bread is insulting.
Loaded bum million dollar maned it up the stairs ready to eradicate the office. Pearl is going to hell.
You Know What I Hate? Spandex’d out cyclist. Especially in the morning. Its too early to even consider tolerating that visual onslaught
Kimbo Slice signs with The Ultimate Fighter10 http://bit.ly/Uo55v
July 2009
27 posts
You Know What I HATE? Photoshop CS4 more reliably crashes when saving for web than it does successfully saving for web.
Stephen Hawking was on History talking about earth going into a black hole. Thats neat, but I dont believe anyone who talks in a robot voice